sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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