K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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