NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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