and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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