no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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