I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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