But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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