Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I would ride that face into the sunset
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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