My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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