haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
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