Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Terrible idea I love it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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