I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I need moral support for this bender
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
