did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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