That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think I am morally bankrupt
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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