Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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