I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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