Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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