question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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