god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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