O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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