how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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