The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I heard we made out
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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