I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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