thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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