..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I wish i was in the wii world.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I enjoy the company of your penis
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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