He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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