yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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