Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
