But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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