Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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