we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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