so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
