You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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