Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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