Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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