Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just threw up on my dentist
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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