Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize