pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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