Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
