i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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