So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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