Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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