I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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