She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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