sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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