Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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