Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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