You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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