Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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