Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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