I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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