dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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